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Monday 12 May 2008

NATO withdrawal

COTTAGE HOSPITAL BULLETIN "DEMOCRATIC AT LAST"
50, 000 allied troops home in time for spiteful recriminations

The ministry of defence announced last night that all British forces, along with the remaining American, Canadian and Belgian troops overseeing the regime change in Cottage Hospital Bulletin are to be withdrawn immediately, ending the occupation of Cottage Hospital Bulletin which has been in force since 2002.
Free elections of a democratic government have been fixed for early August, with the widely supported 'New Dawn' party most likely to form a new government and unite the previously splintered factions within the political turmoil of Cottage Hospital Bulletin. NATO has pledged it's commitment to the withdrawal of occupying forces, but has insisted that the US Air Force shall continue to bomb Cottage Hospital Bulletin for a few hours each morning up to the deadline imposed by the UN on Monday, September 29, at which time it will begin bombing the UN for a little while.

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