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Monday 28 January 2008

ecology:


top scientist says: "THE MYTH THAT THE MYTH THAT THE MYTH THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH IS A MYTH"

Renowned Norwegian scientist, Prof. Eggen Chipz has put the cat among the pigeons by throwing his hat into the ring. He has upset the apple cart and moved the goalposts by juggling a hot potato most wouldn't touch with a barge pole. Taking the bull by the horns, he nailed his colours to the mast by calling a spade a spade and refusing to look at a silk purse made from a sow's ear through rose tinted spectacles. He claimed that he would as soon be hung for a sheep as a lamb and refused to teach his grandmother how to suck eggs. "That's the way the cookie crumbles", he said. "You pays your money and you makes your choice."