COTTAGE HOSPITAL BULLETIN STANDS WITH PARIS, WITH FRANCE, WITH EUROPE, WITH THE INTERNATIONAL WORKING CLASS. WITH PRIDE, WITH COURAGE AND CONVICTION.
WE SHALL BE ALL
SO CALLED "HUMOUR" (cont. from pg 2)
...drafted in from surrounding forces who were still unable to quell the unrest, which spilled into an ugly, full-blown riot when the stricken comic, his head by now having been all but removed by the three frantic and blood-crazed jihadists who had set upon him almost immediately upon his opening routine, "Do You Think The Prophet Mohammed Might Be Gay?", and who had proceded to behead the plucky young comedian, Joey Cassino, 23, of Kilbirnie, Ayrshire, who bravely continued with his set, even managing to deliver his "A Scotsman, an Englishman, A Welshman and The Prophet Mohammed walk into a massage parlour..." gag before finally surrendering his life as his murderers threw his severed head into a carrier bag full of explosives.
The streets outside the venue were closed for several hours, with traffic chaos as late night revellers searched for pieces of the suicide bombers to turn into jewellery, and impromptu arts festivals broke out, with local caricaturists offering comical views of The Prophet Mohammed dressed as Mickey Mouse, Betty Boop, Elton John, etc
The brave young comic who surrendered his life was honoured by his friends, who opened a Facebook page entitled "He Wouldn't Even Have Wiped His Arse With The Koran".
on other pages: "I'm sick of this. Let's see you be 'tolerant' of my shoe in your arse." says cynical SocioPoliticoMilitary strategist. (pg5col2)
Survey of 5-9 year olds reveals Islam "rubbish", "lame", "well gay". Primary schools to have 500 yard no-go military buffer. (pg6col3)